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Colin Gets Promoted and Dooms the World A Novel
WARNING! Under no circumstances must employees strike a deal with unauthorized personnel on Dark Enterprises property. Such behavior could result in deathā¦or the end of the world.
Colin is a low-level employee at Dark Enterprises, a Hell-like multinational corporation solving the worldās most difficult problems in deeply questionable ways. After years of toiling away in a cubicle, he's ready to climb the corporate ladder and claim the power he's never had.
The only problem is, heās pretty sure heās about to be terminated. Like, terminated. That's tough, because his BFF has just set him up with a great guy. In fact, maybe he's a little too great. And asks a lot of questions...
When Colin meets a shadowy figure promising him his heartās deepest desire, he canāt resist the urge to fast-track his goals. In return for a small, unspecified favor, he asks for the one thing that will improve his life: a promotion.
But that small favor unleashes an ancient evil. People in New York are disappearing, the world might be ending, and Management is starting to notice. Getting to the top is never easy, and now itās up to Colin to save the world. It's the ultimate power move, after all.
Colin is a low-level employee at Dark Enterprises, a Hell-like multinational corporation solving the worldās most difficult problems in deeply questionable ways. After years of toiling away in a cubicle, he's ready to climb the corporate ladder and claim the power he's never had.
The only problem is, heās pretty sure heās about to be terminated. Like, terminated. That's tough, because his BFF has just set him up with a great guy. In fact, maybe he's a little too great. And asks a lot of questions...
When Colin meets a shadowy figure promising him his heartās deepest desire, he canāt resist the urge to fast-track his goals. In return for a small, unspecified favor, he asks for the one thing that will improve his life: a promotion.
But that small favor unleashes an ancient evil. People in New York are disappearing, the world might be ending, and Management is starting to notice. Getting to the top is never easy, and now itās up to Colin to save the world. It's the ultimate power move, after all.
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WARNING! Under no circumstances must employees strike a deal with unauthorized personnel on Dark Enterprises property. Such behavior could result in deathā¦or the end of the world.
Colin is a low-level employee at Dark Enterprises, a Hell-like multinational corporation solving the worldās most difficult problems in deeply questionable ways. After years of toiling away in a cubicle, he's ready to climb the corporate ladder and claim the power he's never had.
The only problem is, heās pretty sure heās about to be terminated. Like, terminated. That's tough, because his BFF has just set him up with a great guy. In fact, maybe he's a little too great. And asks a lot of questions...
When Colin meets a shadowy figure promising him his heartās deepest desire, he canāt resist the urge to fast-track his goals. In return for a small, unspecified favor, he asks for the one thing that will improve his life: a promotion.
But that small favor unleashes an ancient evil. People in New York are disappearing, the world might be ending, and Management is starting to notice. Getting to the top is never easy, and now itās up to Colin to save the world. It's the ultimate power move, after all.
Colin is a low-level employee at Dark Enterprises, a Hell-like multinational corporation solving the worldās most difficult problems in deeply questionable ways. After years of toiling away in a cubicle, he's ready to climb the corporate ladder and claim the power he's never had.
The only problem is, heās pretty sure heās about to be terminated. Like, terminated. That's tough, because his BFF has just set him up with a great guy. In fact, maybe he's a little too great. And asks a lot of questions...
When Colin meets a shadowy figure promising him his heartās deepest desire, he canāt resist the urge to fast-track his goals. In return for a small, unspecified favor, he asks for the one thing that will improve his life: a promotion.
But that small favor unleashes an ancient evil. People in New York are disappearing, the world might be ending, and Management is starting to notice. Getting to the top is never easy, and now itās up to Colin to save the world. It's the ultimate power move, after all.
